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Thursday February 5, 2009

Helmsman Training

A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his first lesson, the mate gives him a heading, and the young fellow holds to it. Then the mate orders, "Come starboard."

Pleased at knowing immediately which way starboard is, the young man leaves the helm and walks over to his instructor.

The mate has an incredulous look on his face as the helm swings freely. Then, rather gently considering the circumstance, he asks politely, "Could you bring the ship with you?"
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Lemons

A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. "Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?" he asked.

"Well, I think I do." she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
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Good Eyes

This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up.

"My skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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He was an insurance firm CEO in Minneapolis. He also has been an AP newsman, editor of three magazines and a many blogs with articles published throughout the USA He is co-author of a real estate book called SELLING FAST. dusanotes@yahoo.com http://houseabcs.blogspot.com Amazon.com/Selling-Fast-Sold-Our-House/dp/B001AEFEG0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=digital-text&qid=1212154790&sr=1-1 Mr. White is also author of a two-part summary version of Ron Paul NY Times Number One Best Selling book, Liberty Defined. Don's book "Patriot Call of Ron Paul" tells about 50 essentials for regaining our liberties. You need to read this important book.http://bit.ly/tjGsUc Don White has written the cliff notes version of this book--a short summarization of Liberty Defined, called Patriot Call of Ron Paul" available as ebooks volume 1 and 2 at Amazon and Barnes & Noble http://bit.ly/tjGsUc Don has also written a political thriller called The Exterminator. These books are both available as ebooks at B&N and Amazon for $2.99.